The short version, in plain English.

Entertainment only

Meowsetta measures real properties of a sound and matches them to moods cats commonly express. The sentences it produces are for entertainment. They are not a factual record of your cat's thoughts, and Meowsetta is not veterinary advice or a health assessment. If you are concerned about your cat, contact a vet.

Your account

You need to be 18 or over to hold a paid subscription. Keep your password to yourself; accounts are for one household.

Subscription and payment

Premium costs £9.99 per month, taken by Stripe on the same date each month until you cancel. Cancelling stops the next payment and you keep Premium until the end of the period you have already paid for. If something has gone wrong, email info@meowsetta.com within 14 days of a payment and we will put it right.

Fair use

Don't try to break the site, resell access, or run it through automated scripts. We can suspend accounts that do.

Availability

We aim to keep Meowsetta running at all times but cannot promise it will never be unavailable. We will not be liable for indirect losses arising from the service being down.

Contact

Meowsetta, info@meowsetta.com — questions about these terms go there.